Monday, May 17, 2010

Color Me Shocked !!! Well, Not Really... Auntie Zeituni Gets Asylum

As Gomer Pyle would enthusiastically proclaim to his permanently exasperated Drill Sargeant Vincenzo Carter, Well SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE...

Only none of us should be surprised living under this, the cleanest, most ethical and transparent Administration in our history.

A Federal Judge has granted asylum to B'Oz's Half - Aunt Zeituni Onyango. Of course, we'll never know the basis for the Grant of Asylum because the petitions are sealed:

From the Associated Press in part:

"The asylum process is confidential and she wants to keep it that way, - [I would too if I were a potential source of severe embarrassment for my half nephew POTUS] - so we can't get into details on why the judge granted asylum or the exact basis for her claim," said her attorney Scott Bratton. He added: "She doesn't want people to feel sorry for her." [Mr. Bratton: I doubt there are very many people feeling particularly sorry for her, especially Asylum seekers whose petitions have been denied]

Another lawyer, Margaret Wong of Cleveland, said last year that Onyango first applied for asylum "due to violence in Kenya." The East African nation is fractured by cycles of electoral violence every five years.

Medical issues also could have played a role. In a November interview with The Associated Press, Onyango said she was disabled and was learning to walk again after being paralyzed from Guillain-Barre syndrome, an autoimmune disorder. [In this regard, I do feel sympathy for Ms. Oyango]

Well, here we go again.... Just another day in Paradise.


  1. The first time I saw that withered old bag sitting on the stoop in some New England ghetto where she was living I knew in my heart that the tax payers would be saddled with barack hussein obama's relative forever.

  2. I wonder if Jake Tapper will have the guts to ask dear Auntie if she recalls Barry's birth... after all, his grandmother certainly does.