Oh, this settles it, AGW MUST be real..... Human Race, We've Got 17 Years Left ...

The Secularist Church of AGW has finally found a credible new prophet in Sir Bob Geldorf following the dismal performance of serial grad school dropout Albert Gore Jr. in the same role. Aging wrinkled rockers are the new priests of Mother Gaia's cult of narcissism.

I'll be taking the PUT on this trade.

More AGW Cult Horse-poo Exposed: Hybrid Sharks NOT Caused by Globull Warming

Phineas, posting at Sister Toldjah, has learned that the Gaia worshipers in the World's MSM have once again been caught fudging the scientific conclusions of researchers to make "the facts" fit within their favorite fantasy of apocalyptic AGW.

The original researcher quoted in the Mass Hysteria Media piece wrote back to a curious and inquiring commenter as follows:

Quote not correct – I have now stated numerous times that it is extremely unlikely that climate change caused the hybridization event – however, the hybrid-Australian blacktips are now being seen further south of their known range (Australain blacktips have a tropical distribution) in cooler waters suggesting that the hybrids may have a wider temperature tolerance than their parents (ie the hybrids may be better adapted to handle changing water temperatures). That long statement is being condensed and printed as your quote below.

Read all of Phineas's piece here