Serial Grad School dropout Albert Gore, Jr. was winging his way to some conference somewhere aboard his personal Gulfstream 7 nicknamed Goddamit, this Should Be Air Force One so he was unable to comment on this story. We'll assume his stock answer applies: "It's Climate Change!!!!!!!! The world's gonna end in ten years!!!!! * Click the pic to get to the story.
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